The Ultimate IQ Test

I took one of those IQ tests on the interweb the other day, and I think I failed. I spent a quarter hour choosing shapes and completing patterns and deciding who was taller, only to find out in the end that I had to pay to get my results. And now they have my email address, ensuring that I get flooded with spam from tickle.com and everyone they sell their mailing list to.

I’m not very smart. If I were, I wouldn’t have bothered with it in the first place.